Once upon a time, this page used to contain a blog. It used the Octopress framework, a hipster ruby application that generates static HTML files from markdown files. I thought it was a neat idea, until one day, it broke during an upgrade. I don't know the language it is written in, ruby, and the author had abandoned the project for a complete rewrite, which left me in a technology dead-end.
If you're a recruiter, and you want me to help you send a robot to Mars, pay me very unreasonable amounts of money, or allow me to make the world a better place, but don't need me to relocate or come into an office early in the morning, then you may want to read this, and get in touch with me.
If you want me to work on enterprise software, deal with Java, or work in an open plan office, please go away.